jokes

Dia Bawa Duren

Pada perang dunia ke-dua, tiga pesawat Belanda jatuh di Kalimantan. Ketiga pilot itu pun akhirnya disandera oleh warga setempat yang ternyata adalah orang Dayak. Kebetulan orang-orang dayak tersebut adalah ‘head hunter’ dan sekaligus kanibal. Mengetahui hal tersebut, ketiga pilot yang takut tersebut memohon agar tidak dibunuh.

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A Miracle Of Modern

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and...

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Don’t lie to your mother

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact,...

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Politics Explained

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here...

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Successful Party Test

So, how do you tell if your throwing a successful, kick-ass, party? Just take this quick and simple quiz to find out! Festivity Level One Your guests are sitting around chatting, nibbling the party food, sipping their drinks. They are admiring your Christmas tree ornaments and stand around the piano singing...

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Lion Air – jokes

This is your captain speaking Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of L**n Air. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the...

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